Yo mamma so stupid the only alphabet she knew was the KFC's

 

Yo mamma so tall Slenderman was afraid of her.

 

Yo mama so big she could stomp on the plesiosaur in Loch Lomond.

 

"Yo Mama" Is so beautiful! ;-; Yes I said beautiful, I am nice not mean! ;-; @SUPERCOOL You have a point

 

Look Dewmellon, this is supposed to be funny?

 

But I don't Wike being Mean... ;-; NICE POWER'S FOREVER!

 

Yo mama so tall, she thought the Statue of Liberty was a candle.

 

Ermm :\ I don't like this game

 

I'm not serious, It's a way to channel my cleverness

 

I know, I just don't like it I think the only one I really laughed at was "You're Mama So stupid She Tried putting M&M's In Alphabetical order." I was dying.. xD

 

Yo mama so fat, she picks her teeth with the Olsen twins... No?

Sorry

 

Yo mama's so fat, we are all generally concerned for her health.

 

Yo mama's so fat, when she was done with Thanksgiving feast... she said "Now, where's the entree?"

 

Yo mama's so ugly, Bob The Builder yelled "I can't fix that!"

 

Yo mama once went the bathroom in an ocean, it's now the Dead Sea.

 

That made no sense..

 

It does, if you think about it. wait what ._. it cut out an edit.

 

Yo mama's so fat, Usain Bolt bolt took 42 hours to get half way around her.