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    Write the worst dad joke ever. Everytime someone tells me a dad joke I will tell it to my dad.

    A dad joke is a really cheezy joke.

    Tell in the comments.

    Example of a dad joke: What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
     
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    nocknock whudsjadvojsfd dare im dare boom
     
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    flip is a word of going backwards
     
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    Can February March??? No, but April May
     
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    "they're taking down the roof!"
    "that's roof-less!"

    ... don't even-
     
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    What's the best pan to make sushi in? Japan

    What's the most unrealistic part in Harry Potter? 1 ginger with 2 friends
     
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    If you haven't seen the clown who hides from gay people, I have some news for you.
    this is a joke im not homophobic lmfao don't report me
     
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    Lol Yu-Gi-Oh joke

    Pharaoh Yugi gave little Yugi some good food. Guess what little Yugi said to Pharoah Yugi? That was Yammmi Yugi XD
     
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    Two jokes that my dad enjoys using:

    "I'm thirsty"
    "Nice to meet you, I'm Friday."
    ...
    "How do I look?"
    "With your eyes"
     
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    My dad jokes about female drivers (yes he is sexist)
     

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