Write a joke here...

Write the worst dad joke ever. Everytime someone tells me a dad joke I will tell it to my dad.

A dad joke is a really cheezy joke.

Tell in the comments.

Example of a dad joke: What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

 

nocknock whudsjadvojsfd dare im dare boom

 

flip is a word of going backwards

 

Can February March??? No, but April May

 

"they're taking down the roof!"
"that's roof-less!"

... don't even-

 

What's the best pan to make sushi in? Japan

What's the most unrealistic part in Harry Potter? 1 ginger with 2 friends

 

If you haven't seen the clown who hides from gay people, I have some news for you.
this is a joke im not homophobic lmfao don't report me

 

Lol Yu-Gi-Oh joke

Pharaoh Yugi gave little Yugi some good food. Guess what little Yugi said to Pharoah Yugi? That was Yammmi Yugi XD

 

Two jokes that my dad enjoys using:

"I'm thirsty"
"Nice to meet you, I'm Friday."
...
"How do I look?"
"With your eyes"

 

My dad jokes about female drivers (yes he is sexist)