Worst mod applications! Bringing it back.

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  1. Mad-House
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    Your in-game name: MadHouse
    How old are you? im dead dude
    What timezone are you in? The one in Hamilton where we earn tickets for lollies!
    What country do you live in? potato
    What languages do you speak? Gibberish, Sarcasm, lies and bullshit.
    Have you ever been banned? (if yes, why?) yes for being a complete jerk
    Why do you think you should be a mod? Because I know the 4 best languages!
    What qualifications do you have? Speaking 4 different languages!
    How long can you be active on the server everyday? Until I stop talking 4 languages.
    How long have you been playing skyblock.net? Ever since I learnt how to talk in Sarcasm and Lies.
    Do you have any past experience as a moderator? Lots.
     
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    I spent all that effort trying to read the unreadable version. Didn't realize there was a spoiler. LOL.
     
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  3. RocketOG
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    Ign: irrelevant
    How old are you?: 21
    What timezone you in?: Earth but if you need specific its 7:23 right now
    Country?: somewhere between germany and iceland
    What language do you speak: nerd, latin, rocket
    Have you ever been banned?: yes, i scammed said mone of a potato
    Why do you think you should be a mod?: because its me and im a rocket
    How long can you be active?: 25 hours a day
    Do you have any past experience as a moderator?: no but i was owner on my server once, i banned everyone and demoted myself :(
















     
  4. xWolfite
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    [] Your in-game name: Idk
    How old are you? Can you say again?
    What timezone are you in? I'ts 25:00 where i am
    What country do you live in? Somewhere on Earth
    What languages do you speak? I Spek Na Luanage axcept ma Owen
    Have you ever been banned? (if yes, why?) yeah cause i applied for moderator
    Why do you think you should be a mod? cause im awesome
    What qualifications do you have? why do you wanna know
    How long can you be active on the server everyday? 1 second a day i gawt other things to do
    How long have you been playing skyblock.net? whats skyblock?
    []
    Do you have any past experience as a moderator? whats a moderator?
    use ur mouse and drag over the area above from the 2 [] points to read
     
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  5. FirstCelestrian
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    FirstCelestrian Active Member

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    Your in-game name: Facebook
    How old are you? Older than you
    What timezone are you in? 11:14 PM
    What country do you live in? Los Angeles
    What languages do you speak? Sum dea. Nil opus est loqui linguis.
    Have you ever been banned? (if yes, why?) I got arrested once
    Why do you think you should be a mod? Because I can
    What qualifications do you have? I bought minecraft
    How long can you be active on the server everyday? 36 hours
    How long have you been playing skyblock.net? I haven't logged on, but I made a forum account.
    Do you have any past experience as a moderator? I can't recall ever being a substance used in a nuclear reactor to retard neutrons.
     
  6. rocky7239
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    rocky7239 Experienced Member

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    Your in-game name: The Ban Hammer / Flubba wubba Jubba Nunga Noonga
    How old are you? 12vie, that's right f*** off mum
    What timezone are you in? Don't have one :))
    What country do you live in? North Korea :lol:
    What languages do you speak? Bullshit
    Have you ever been banned? (if yes, why?) no
    Why do you think you should be a mod?
    What qualifications do you have?
    I'm good at GTA, I have aids
    How long can you be active on the server everyday? 1 minute ( to get my kit )
    How long have you been playing skyblock.net? 420 years
    Do you have any past experience as a moderator I work at Maccas :popcorn:
     
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  7. Ghasklin | LewLew
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    Ghasklin | LewLew Active Member

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    How old are you? I'm 8 years old coming onto 9 in 2 years time.
    What timezone are you in?Mars.
    What country do you live in? CandyLand
    What languages do you speak? Dog.
    Have you ever been banned? (if yes, why?) NO!
    Why do you think you should be a mod?
    I dont
    What qualifications do you have? I am good at building and I can give people my best grammar.

    How long can you be active on the server everyday? 1-2 mins a day Thats a long time!
    How long have you been playing skyblock.net? I've never played
    Do you have any past experience as a moderator I've been a tacco maker before?
     
  8. BookWorm101
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    hello every1 i wunt mod so i can ban bad people i promis i will take god cair of them btw my username is noob23 so you can giv me op

    noob23
    im 19

    idk my timzon but i live in la
    calfornia

    i spek amercan
    yes i been banned but i neded things 2 bild and taking othrs stuf was ezier

    i should be mod bc i am a donor and i luv the serverand i could ban bad ppl :lol:
    wut duz qwalificashon mean

    i can b on al day
    idk a long tim

    yes i was op on 3 of my frends server i own 1 and i am a mod on *insert some huge server*

    thx


     
  9. GoldenWolf
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    Your in-game name: This is goldenwolf_1
    How old are you? Is 13 old enough?
    What timezone are you in?How do I check?
    What country do you live in? You really wanna know?
    What languages do you speak? Distract language cuz i gotta distract dem ppl
    Have you ever been banned? an incident where I stole cookies
    Why do you think you should be a mod? Idiot I am a mod
    What qualifications do you have? For Me I think im good
    How long can you be active on the server everyday? 40 hours a day
    How long have you been playing skyblock.org? Seconds cuz this server is boring
     
  10. GoldenWolf
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    Now after you read the app read the first word of every selection and you will find the hidden message...
     
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  11. TheCarrotThief
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    Your in-game name:
    If I tell you, well then I might just have to kill you.

    How old are you?
    Older than you.

    What timezone are you in?
    12:45 pm

    What country do you live in?
    Oklahoma

    What languages do you speak?
    Sign language

    Have you ever been banned? (if yes, why?)
    I stole a ton of carrots from this one dude, and I had world edit, and replaced all of spawn with carrot entities. :>

    Why do you think you should be a mod?
    Well, you see carrots are good for your eyes, so why not?

    What qualifications do you have?
    I am sexy, and I know it.

    How long can you be active on the server everyday?
    Enough to steal your carrots, ofc.

    How long have you been playing skyblock.net?
    69 years.

    Do you have any past experience as a moderator?
    What exactly is a moderator?
     
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  12. RocketWarrior
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    Welcome to the team :)
     
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  13. RocketWarrior
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    ign: This makes no sense ign, you mean the utubes channelz?
    how old are you?: is this important? I'm 6, not soz i lyed im 5.
    what timezone arwe you in: how do I knowz? Can I go to the potty? I have to go and then ask my mom what dat means.
    what languages do you speak: mom, what this word mean, oh no i typed in
    have you ever been bannesd?: Gives me diamoends and ill till.
    Why you wanna be mod swagger: me? I want mud on my face to be da pig. like willburrs.
    what qualfcations du u hut: cookies are what i like, what dat mean to.h.h.h
    hopw long u on dat nets and organs: cuz.. i'm on all the time i need mad.
    how long u play years or mins?: she knows, my mommy does/////
    you got any past know legings..: proud. i am cuz same i am

    my bedtime is 6:09 plz accpettt tihs.

     
  14. TheCarrotThief
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    c;
     
  15. ozapenguin
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    Your in-game name:
    In game name?

    How old are you?
    exactry 6.567 yaers old

    What timezone are you in?
    AM

    What country do you live in?
    I din't no my skiblock island wus a countree!

    What languages do you speak?
    Enggish

    Have you ever been banned? (if yes, why?)
    Last yaer in kindregarden I stoel da cookiez and got baned from school!

    Why do you think you should be a mod?
    So i can be mod

    What qualifications do you have?
    Im 6.567 yaer old

    How long can you be active on the server everyday?
    my mommy says i can only play fore 30 minute a dayy!

    How long have you been playing skyblock.net?
    6.567 yaers

    Do you have any past experience as a moderator?
    My old brothre's freind's friend's litle brothre's sister does!
     
  16. HardyLemon
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    HardyLemon Well-Known Member

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    Your in-game name: smashmyfacewithamallet
    How old are you? -385
    What timezone are you in? my timezone is 18
    What country do you live in? land of 1000 bagels
    What languages do you speak? bag of potato
    Have you ever been banned? (if yes, why?) never, except for the 49 times I've been banned for scamming
    Why do you think you should be a mod? to ban everyone for calling me a green bean
    What qualifications do you have? I am cool, said my mother.
    How long can you be active on the server everyday? -4 hours a day
    How long have you been playing skyblock.org? about 35 seconds
    Do you have any past experience as a moderator? totally, I was never a mod before so yeah!
     
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  17. HardyLemon
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    Sorry for the bright colors and huge font xD
     
  18. KeemstarVEVO
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    Your in-game name: lol
    How old are you? 2015
    What timezone are you in? Night guys
    What country do you live in? lol
    What languages do you speak? lol
    Have you ever been banned? (if yes, why?) lol
    Why do you think you should be a mod? I want to be a mod to /ban people with the null reason
    What qualifications do you have? I'm a derp
    How long can you be active on the server everyday? lol
    How long have you been playing skyblock.org? 1 second
    Do you have any past experience as a moderator?I have 150 levels of xp at mineverse factions
     
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  19. Crystal
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    Crystal Experienced Member

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    Your in-game name: I don't know, just look at my forum account.
    How old are you? I don't want to answer that.
    What timezone are you in? It's 2:00 am
    What country do you live in? Stalkers, I'm not telling.
    What languages do you speak? None
    Have you ever been banned? (if yes, why?) Of course, I'm just too lazy to type all.
    Why do you think you should be a mod? Cause i like to ban people.
    What qualifications do you have? I'm mature.
    How long can you be active on the server everyday? Idk, 0 mins.
    How long have you been playing skyblock.org? I have never played it.
    Do you have any past experience as a moderator? No, I've hacked a server.
     
  20. Adrian_Monk_
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    Your in-game name:
    NOTCH!

    What timezone are you in?
    I'M IN THE ONE THAT'S AN HOUR FASTER THAN THE ONE TO MY LEFT!

    What country do you live in?
    I'M FROM THE GALAXY ANDROMEDA!

    What languages do you speak?
    I IS VERY EDJUMUCATED WITH THE ENGLISHES!

    Have you ever been banned?
    OF COURSE! I'M BANNED RIGHT NOW! I THINK IT WAS FOR TYPING IN CAPS!

    Why do you think you should be a mod?
    I AM A GOOD HACKER! AND I WILL HACK THIS PLACE TO MY HOME PLANET IN ANDROMEDA IF I DON'T GET THIS EARTH-PERSON MODERATING POSITION! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR A SPACE ALIEN IN A HUMAN'S WORLD! I HAVE MOUTHS TO FEED! TWO PER PERSON! I HAVE A WIFE AND EIGHTY-FIVE CHILDREN! THAT'S 172 MOUTHS TO FEED NOT INCLUDING MYSELF! PLEASE HAVE MERCY AND GIVE ME THIS VOLUNTEER POSITION THAT WILL GIVE ME ABSOLUTELY NO MONEY AND BE COMPLETELY USELESS FOR MY CURRENT PREDICAMENT! IT WILL HELP ME EMOTIONALLY! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!

    What qualifications do you have?
    I HAVE FOUR ARMS SO I CAN TYPE VERY WELL!

    I CAN READ PEOPLE'S MINDS WHICH WILL HELP IN BAN APPEALS!

    I CAN ALTER REALITY WHICH WILL HELP PEOPLE THAT GET SCAMMED!

    I OFTEN GO ON A SHORT VACATION FOR A COUPLE EONS, BUT I WILL ALWAYS LET YOU KNOW IN ADVANCE!

    How long can you be active on the server every day?
    I CAN BE ACTIVE FOR ABOUT 3 ANDROMEDA HOURS EVERY DAY! THAT'S ABOUT 89 YEARS IN EARTH TIME! I HOPE THAT'S ENOUGH!

    Do you have any past experience as a moderator?
    YES! I HAVE BEEN MODERATING SERVERS SINCE BEFORE THERE WAS AN INTERNET!
     
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