i am not a twink, but ubm plays hypixel skyblock all day and never touches grass.

 

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i think u did it wrong


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let’s go with
UBM doesn’t touch grass


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depends on the type of grass
ubm received a voice message of a friend saying bumboclat on toilet and doesnt know if its funny or weird

 

Uh no.

UBM is laying in bed

 

Never do.

UBM is barely active on any platform

 

UBM is banned from the events server and cannot participate in the events server.

thankfully i do not have a piece of toilet paper stuck on the bottom of my shoe

 

im banned from the skyblock and skywars discord (free me doe i aint do nothin wrong)
ubm is a gay

 

Nah that's cap. I definitely celebrated Christmas, but I'm pretty sure the UBM doesn't know how to snowboard or ski.

 

that's actually true! i've never been snowboarding or skiing as someone who lives in the deep south lol.

UBM is lactose intolerant and is extremely angry about it.

 

im a pretty big choclate milk fan so i am not
ubm has turntables

 

nah

UBM is the one who won this award First Person to Google the Phrase 'fun or profitable things to do with 237 pigeons' | Know Your Meme

 

your about a year late to this thread buddy

 

i know lol

 

nah

ubm almost evacuated lookin at a fire across the street today

 

i started the fire (/hj)

ubm is as short as devil and isn't proud (3'3")

 

haha, I’m 5’3 but thanks, I am proud!

UBM cut their own hair (badly) as a child

 

Thankfully not
UBM cut their own hair (badly) as an adult