Yus hooman btw I actually have good grammar I just do this to be funny

 

Okie, another hooman.

 

O_O da u is not hooman u is .... ALIEN HOOMAN

 

me from da mars, ya.

 

I MUST ALERT DA NASA
*calls NASA*
MR NASA SIR WE HAVE ALIEN HOOMAN
*phone being disconnected*
NUUU ALIEN HOOMANS WILL TAKING OVR EARFH

 

Nu, we r friendli oky? If u try to kill me I kill u

 

i spank u with me hi-tec laser

 

OKAY AND WHEN PEOPLE R LIEK WHY ARENT ALIEN HOOMANS ATTACKING EARFH DEY CAN TANK ME
Okay on from that hi i am a normal person who obsesses over harry potter and gravity falls

 

Which house are you in? Griffindor?

 

Yep griffindor 4 life

 

Ayy high-five m8

 

*virtual high five*
dammit you made break my screen alien hooman

 

You use screens? I use 3D projectors

 

lucky bruh well bai dude see u in da a.m.
*rides off majestically into sunset on unicorn*

 

Umm Hello?

 

Hi

 

Hi!

 

Sup