that was so

 

Big and yellow

 

Looking like a

 

fat ginger cat

 

That always loved

 

Because he was

 

too stupid to

 

eat real food

 

But then he

 

Commited suicide, and

 

Fell of a

 

Big Fat Horrible

 

Butt. Beacuse he

 

was a cat

 

They have 9

 

eyes that have

 

Yellow irises. That

 

bees land on

 

And then a

 

Man. Ate it