That was eating

 

lots of scorpions

 

that died by

 

farting old ladies

 

Then eating them

 

With spoons and

 

Big forks so

 

They could chew

 

Up all the

 

Old ladies and

 

Spit them out

 

Until they became

 

A huge mess

 

over all the

 

Ocean, then sharted

 

A big fat

 

Mushy marshmallow that

 

24 hours to continue the story

 

Started taking selfies

 

with an iPhone