baby Lycels exploded

 

in a cascade

 

of explosive diarrhea.

 

The diarrhoea contained

 

a biochemical formula

 

resulting in the

 

repromotion of Lycel.

 

Lycel quietly cried

 

because she secretly

 

Loved someone named

 

Stel. However, she

 

had other feelings

 

for her dog's

 

boyfriend's sister's cousin's

 

mother's child's godbrother's

 

limo-driver-turned-butler-turned-maid-turned-assassin-turned-president's secret-police's best-man's

 

pregnant little turtle (lolwtf?)

 

gave birth to

 

another preggers turtle

 

The turtle was