Are you a mechanic? Because you should be screwing me tonight.
Can I follow you home? *Why?* My parent's told me to follow my dreams.

 

It would probably go more like:
Can I follow you home? *Get away from me, creep!*

 

imgur OP. pls nerf

 

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

 

imgur > gyazo

 

Cause I'm on a Big Bang Theory marathon and who's more smooth then Wolowitz? XD

 

Are you a female dog, because I want you to be my b****.

 

Roses are red, violets are fine. I'll be the 6, you you'll be the 9. <:

 

Possibly the worst one ever xD:

*In chemistry*
Person1: Is this biology?
Person2: It's chemistry
Person1: So you're feeling it too

:/

 

baby do you have a map because I'm lost in your eyes

wanna be my girlfrien? you'll get the d later

 

I saw this picture of a poem I will write here. It's slightly inapropro and not really a pickup line but eh.

Did you just fart? 'cause you just blew me away
Are you a beaver? 'cause dam

 

*Read that in my head in Ali G's voice*
PS I got you some candies XD

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Almost forgot... well I guess this doesn't make sense without the actions but whatever.
Also I wouldn't so much call this a pick up line as a way to get you slapped.

 

OMG I know Ali G's actor's brother IRL

 

I heard this one from my irl friend...
Let's go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

 

Me: remember that horror movie when that couple were making out and this killer came and killed them?

Girl: yea?

Me: wanna make out?

 

I sat there for 3 hours trying to open it Terrick

 

WtF

 

not sure if it's been used but...

you and me make the bedrock

 

I LOVE YOU xD

 

Whip it out and show me what you got so I can save the disappointment from later.