It's scientifically proven that listening to Classical music improves your answers. (I actually heard this, I didn't make it up)
It is scientifically proven that everything we see, do, and believe is all in created by a fake reality in our brain ....
It is scientifically proven that disrespecting staff members would result in a very harsh ban. (No need to shout cruel things at them right after I post this)
It's scientifically proven that watching SpongeBob decreases your brain cells. (Not judging, I heard this for real)
It's scientifically proven that at least one person is doing their homework while talking in the forums.
It is scientifically proven that this is not an argument, rather a chain of useless scientific facts linked to one another.