Roses are red, Violets are blue. And by the commutative property blue is actually violet, and what two colors make violet? Red and blue. Which means you need red to make violet. And since violet is actually blue, which means you need red to make blue. So then what makes red? The past tense of read. Because the word you read more than any other word so far in this equation? BLUE. You read blue. Creating violet. And because violets are actually blue. This proves that I did not just blow your mind. But everything you just red (past tense), actually just blue your mind. credit to nigahiga
Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow, you thought this was a poem, no, I'm just stating gardening facts. Only people who have watched yiay's roses are red #3 will understand.
Roses are white Violets are white My eyes are basically now on fire GOD DAMMIT SON GET THE F&%@ING FLASHLIGHT OUT OF MY EYES YOU LITTLE B@%$&. oh.
