A quick disclaimer about Absolute Zero: It's technically impossible achieve because of the Uncertainty Principle. Which states you cannot know both a particle's exact position and momentum at the same time. In the case of a particle being at Absolute Zero, then you'd know both the momentum (0) and the exact position (observable) at the same time. Sorry to kill the joke, but FOR SCIENCE! Anyways, on the topic of being smart, let's throw in some educational puns. What's the difference between a bench and a writer? Only one of them can support a family. Also, I own none of the images above. Please don't sue me. ;-;