I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

 

I keep a pink baby sheep with me on .Net.
I call it SheepriotMerkz.

My lumber shop is called Julius Cedar.
My general store is called Gnome Depot.
My blacksmith is called Aero's Smithy.
And my mine is called Flynt Cole's Mine.

 

Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing.

 

I Find it ironic how almost 50% of the people who posted here got it from (Pun of the Day)

 

tea is for mugs

 

You Sheeps are so sheepish

 

These puns are really punny...


haha I have no life

 

you're all terrible at making puns. this is unKampfort subject for me.

 

for the future uses of term "irony" and "ironic".

 

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Notice That "1", It Means That's One Definition and I'm using "ironic," not "Irony."

 

ironic
ʌɪˈrɒnɪk/
adjective

1. using or characterized by irony.
   "his mouth curved into an ironic smile"
   synonyms: sarcastic, sardonic, dry, caustic, sharp, stinging, scathing, acerbic, acid,bitter, trenchant, mordant, cynical; More
   • happening in a way contrary to what is expected, and typically causing wry amusement because of this.
     "it was ironic that now everybody had plenty of money for food they couldn't obtain it because everything was rationed"
     synonyms: paradoxical, incongruous, odd, strange, weird, peculiar, unexpected
     "I just wanted to go out and experience life, so it's ironic that I've ended up writing"

 

And How am I using it wrong?
"synonyms: paradoxical, incongruous, odd, strange, weird, peculiar, unexpected"

 

Oh gawd. Lemonade someone needs English help xD

 

There are multiple types of irony, and in this case it's verbal irony. Verbal irony is otherwise called "sarcasm," which isn't ironic. If anything,

this would be called counterproductive or hypocritical.
Ok I'm done

 

I thought pancakes were spelled puncakes.

 

Jake tells a joke - YouTube

My alternative: Did you hear about the guy who froze himself to absolute zero? He's 0K now!

*wink*

 

I didn't make it, I randomly found it on the internet LOL.

 

I sort of glanced at this and thought you said "tea is for lungs"