Post some of your funniest jokes!

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JOKES! Which of my jokes do you like better?

  1. What did the wall say to the other wall? Meet you at the corner!

    33.3%
  2. I was about to make a joke about a pencil, but it broke and now there’s no point.

    42.9%
  3. Did you hear about the invention of the shovel? Cause I hear it’s groundbreaking.

    33.3%
  4. Did you hear about the invention of the whiteboard? I hear it’s remarkable!

    23.8%
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  1. Fastrayman786
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    yh lol
     
  2. bailey
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    NO WAY MAN!
     
  3. archerexpert777
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    This is more of a pun than a joke and it requires you to know spanish :D

    Teacher: Habla un palabra que empeza un s

    Student: Sí
     
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  4. Gamzee24
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    You know a word that starts with s?
     
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    Why did no one believe Moshe?

     
  6. Gamzee24
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    I don’t get it lmao sorry
     
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  7. archerexpert777
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    Sorry I already said it ;)
     
  8. Gamzee24
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    No I was making sure that that is what it meant. Please face palm yourself archer.
     
  9. IllegalWiFi
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    I got one

    Paris Saint Germain

    hahahahahahahahhahahaha!!!
     
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    I had a dream I ate a giant marshmallow, and when I woke up, the pillow was gone.
     
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    I had a dream that a bunch of kids learned how to google search and copy paste!

    Then I read this damn thread
     
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  12. IllegalWiFi
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
     
  13. Gamzee24
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    Lel
     
  14. archerexpert777
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    I think you missed the pun lmaoo. Facepalm yourself
     
  15. Gamzee24
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    The question was “speak a word that starts with an s” and the answer was “sí” I didn’t miss the pun. I was making sure that that is what you said. Face palm YOUR self
     
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    Smh

     
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