Just think how happy the auctioner was.

 

Made a lava fountain in my wood house

 

Talking to Mai (;

 

Oh damn.

 

I wouldn't say it if it wasn't true!!

 

Very true, I think he's buying donor now and several org players donated to make up for my noobishness, so it actually worked out great xD

 

When I first started minecraft, I was terrified of mobs, way more than I should have been, to the point where my friend had given me full diamond armor and a diamond sword, and he said follow me, and I said "I think we should do it later, there is a zombie outside."

 

When I first joined, I had no idea how to craft a crafting table. That was until I finally figured out what the 4 sqaures were for when I opened up my inventory. Heh.

 

When I bought Minecraft, I had no idea how to place blocks...

 

When I got it kind of like leadermelody but a little bit different because I had no idea how to separate wood blocks so I just mined an oak wood and then made 4 planks and I didn't know how to separate the planks from each other so I or them in the inventory crafting 2x2 square and started making buttons and nothing else and I was like "I paid 27 dollars for this" XD

 

When I first played skywars back 3 years ago
I didn't know about shift :eh

 

The most stupid thing I've ever done was asking a mod why I couldn't access my islands' chests, it was because I was pressing the wrong button >.<

 

I crafted a Diamond picaxe

 

When I thought I outsmarted the game...

*Digs Grass Block with a Godded item*

Chat: You Cannot use Silktouch on this Block

 

I did the exact same thing

 

Forgetting that people can still find you when you don't unshift, despite the fact you are behind a hidden block. Then you die. The end.

 

Two things; both involving trees.

First thing was punching a tree and expecting it to fall, I thought I was lagging for a few seconds until I broke the other log

Second thing was clicking instead of holding down my left click button- which I discovered on a tree.
I was jumping up and down trying to get the logs out of reach and I found it impossible to get my jumping and clicking in sync until I accidentally held down my mouse- then my mind got blown

 

Same XD

 

Once upon a time in a non existent land known as 2015 I tried/threatened to report someone for buying gravel.

// SPOILER ALERT \\
I failed horribly. Also learned something new that day :|

 

three things. two involving wolves and one involving trees

1. When I had steak on my PS3, the angry wolves tilted their heads. I did the same thing on pc trying to tame some.. Didnt end well

2. My brother showed me how to spawn wolves and withers, I spawned one wolf and 40 withers... Rip mc world

3. I was trying to break a tree, and I was really breaking the dirt thinking it was the tree, then I fell into lava