When the majority of your alerts consists from this thread.

 

I am getting a haircut Thursday
But go ahead

 

Alright, I'll book you for the VIP treatment; we'll cut up your whole wardrobe!

Shower photos? Wow, you do not back down.

 

Let's be honest here, does it still surprise you I would post it?

 

Surprised me you didn't sooner.

 

Having you in my company would be heaven no matter what we're doing. Even cutting up my clothes.

 

We'll see if you still think so the next time you're invited out for dinner and the only thing you have to show up in is shreds ;-) Though I'm sure we'd have fun making arts and crafts of designer brands!

 

Happy yet then for terrible selfies?

 

Fine. I forfeit. I've taken like 50 selfies now. You never stop.

 

Hell yeah. Even more time with you. c;

 

You flatter me way too much. I'm really really weird, you wouldn't want my company any more than 15 minutes at a time

 

Honestly, I would spend the majority of the time lost in space staring at your pretty face.

besides, I spend my time with Cyp. Can you really get anymore weird than that loon of mine?

 

You're right, Cyp is pretty good warmup. Well I won't miss a chance to cut clothes to pieces in good company. Bring the wardrobe and I shall find my loyal scissoroos.

 

Give me a time and I wouldn't miss it for the world, babe.

 

Faaaantastic. We'll start at 0700 hours. Please organize your clothes from brightest to darkest colors. I intend to make a mosaic of it, and hang it on your wall.

 

A constant reminder that I got to spend time with the best guy in the world, love.

 

Also a little bit creepy, I might add, if I start hanging others' torn up clothes on my bedroom wall

 

Just a little. But totally worth it.

 

Great! You are to bring all your clothes. For the sake of dignity, I'll let you leave your underwear at home, but everything else is going to be turned into bundles of shredded fabric. It's gonna be gorgeous. I'm like the 21st century Andy Warhol. We're in business!