Is this sarcasm

 

no its not i see you quite often so its hard to forget you and i can remember people quite well most of the time

 

Wow thanks shawty bae

 

LOL ur welcome ig

 

To get a girlfriend, you first must locate a girl.













Don't find their location and turn up u prompted that's weird.

 

Playing with fire on that one XD

 

i think i went wrong, i’ve been locating boys trying to find a girlfriend

Devil wanna be my girlfriend? you’re a girl so i’m
on the right track

 

we have a kid together brah

 

you know what hell yea

 

let’s go guys i’ve got a girlfriend

 

so tell me about this 1834 person

 

your our surrogate i told you this plah

 

gang i am NOT a surrogate

 

dont speak to me anymore

 

will do

 

Hung out with two chicks yesterday. One of them was the one who I said was into me before. We're playing minecraft later...possibility for skyblock? Other one hung around for like 3 hours afterwards and got in a chick fil a parking lot with me and then got really touchy. Then I started crying out of guilt; this was barely 24 hours after breaking up, mind you.

Then I went to my friends show at a print shop a few blocks away and moshed. I was supposed to meet this other tall chick for a show a few hours earlier, but she cancelled last minute - hence the parking lot.

(PS: What kind of emoji is ?)

 

i always thought it was uh

 

It's called ;cigar:

 

okay yes that makes more sense

 

That's no cigar. Trust me.