Lets put it this way, 1 out of every 250 pregnancies result in twins, one in about 3,300 of test takers get a perfect score on the SAT, and you have a 1 in 10,000 chance to find a pearl in an oyster, and you have a one in 11,500 chance to bowl a perfect game. You have a 1 in 100,000 chance to find a two headed animal and a 1 in 662,000 chance of winning Olympic gold. Scared of the ocean? Don't worry, your chance of being attacked by a shark are one in 3.7 mllion. You have a 1 in 9 million chance to be struck by lighting twice or more in your lifetime. While there has been accidents lately, your odds of dying in a plane crash are 1 in 11 million. The odds of you dying in a tornadoe? 1 in 13 million. More likely then the lottery, at 1 in 112 million chance is to die to a vending machine. You have a 1 in 292 million chance to win the powerball and a 1 in 302 million chance to win mega millions. A 1 in 840,000,000 is your chance to be struck by a meteor, and the odds of gamma rays hitting Earth are one in one billion. To think you are so lucky that just your chance of your parents meeting each other, grandparents, great grandparents etc, and your little swim guy winning the race are 1 in 400 trillion. However all of these things happening to you is more likely than you ever getting a girlfriend, which I estimate to be roughly 1 in googolplex chance (1 followed by googl 0s,)
so i kinda did one of my girl friends has a crush on me anyways so i might just like do that for awhile. shes got commitment issues anyways so i dont have to worry about either of us getting the wrong idea. itll hold me over for a bit. i love being a girl!
