Once there was a Green man, he lived in a big mansion. One day he went off to work and came back and his house had been burnt down. He saw a red man running away from his house. So he bought a normal house. He left for work again the next day and he came to his house been burnt down and a red man running away from the scene again. So he bought a flat. He went off to work and his flat had been burnt into with a red man running away again. He bought a cardboard box because he had no money. Went off to work and it had been burnt down, with the red man running away. He chased after the red man because he had nothing left. Once he caught up with the red man, he said "OI, have you been burning down my houses?" with an angry expresseion. And the red man said...
True story: I saw a man walking out of a grocery store carrying two bottles of All Laundry Detergent. I said to him "Is that all you got?".
