Funniest thing a greenbean/noob has said/done to you.

Hey, what's up my n***a.

 

Since .net is the first and only server I have play on (besides org) when I started I didn't know what a mod was so I kept asking mods and other players "what is a mod?? Help idk what a mod is"

I kept getting ignored ofc lol
(By mod I mean moderator not the other kind of mod)

I still remember this
Now I realize how silly that was

I'm still a greenie lol

 

The first person to help me was very patient with me. I have to say I was impressed.

 

"can i buy a diamond off you? i bid 5 god cobble and 2 iron" Greenie 2k15

 

Woah. That is my friend in real life. I was in a Skype call with him when he typed that. He was just joking around.

 

A greenie once tried to sell me a godded diamond for 5 of my diamonds. He told me they were worth 10 diamonds godded xD

 

I was talking to this greenbean and they said they are really poor and somehow got hold of 2 diamonds. He asked me if I had any grass to give him for the diamonds. I asked him how much he wanted and he said 3 grass in total. I felt so bad but so happy.

 

This kid tried telling me that spawners are illegal and im going to get banned. He was deadset too. i almost fell off my chair laughing.

 

"Which donor kicked him?!?!" (The guy left the game cause people were harassing him)

 

I know. I could sort of tell. cx

 

This was no long after I was promoted to SMod and some greenbean kept asking for me in chat. He told me Herobrine was on his island and showed me twice ign he placed (I checked and he placed them seconds ago so) I played along for some time. He kept on distracting me while his two coop members broke leaves and placed new signs, I checked everyone and some of them were even placed while I was watching in the side. So eventually I just sent him a lot of screenshots of everything and he logged off, as this was done in public chat when Org had like 100 people.



He also logged on a few days later and told me Herobrine placed the signs because he's Herobrine

 

to me: Hey can you give me an armor stand?
To him: Don't use armor stands, because clear lag will delete them
To me: Can you give me an armor stand?
To him: Don't use armor stands because clear lag will delete them, but if you really want the recipe is on google.
To me: What's google?
To me: Can you give me an armor stand?
To me: Can you Give me an armor stand?
To me: Can you give me an armor stand?

 

"How do I message you back?"

 

Sending a message to this user will cost you one diamond.

 

Can I pay in dirt and sand?

 

Awe, all i have is melons. Do you accept melons as a form of payment?

 

No. I only accept souls and saplings.

 

Shoot I already sold my soul for a hopper.

 

You gotta pay with the bucket, then.

 

oh i threw that useless thing over the edge into oblivion within 30 seconds of starting my island.