(You're too late for that brother )

 

Bob ate the cookies, then passed out because he just ate $100,000 worth of cookies.

 

But then he woke up and found himself in 2027,an age of robotic cops(get it?).

 

He then found his old garbage truck in a dark futuristic alley.

 

Then he drove into a robotic military base where he stole some assault rifles and ammunition.

 

then he spent the rest $99,000 on Purple South African Cats, 5 of them(they are VERY rare)

 

but lost the cats as they have run away

 

He then went back to find them- in a UH-60(Black Hawk)

 

and he found them

 

Reply then, he killed all the terminators and wrote a bestselling series, "How to kill a Terminator"

 

Then he got scared of his books and died,

 

And got revived.

 

And grew his legs back.

 

and then he died again because no arms grew back



Secret hidden sexy message: EVERYONE HE HAS TO DIE AND GO TO HELL! I WILL COME BACK IN THE STORY AND MAKE HIM DIE!!!!! (This is really the main point of the post and not a secret message, but yeah I have to go brush my teeth wash and sleep now and then go to bed <-- do not read that. hey, stop reading this you nub. I said stop! Ok dude, Im raging in 1en, nine, eight seven, six, five, four, oh watever raging sucks omg omg omg omg why am I still typing!!! So yeah bye people and have a ncie time and i am typig this because i am bored so bye and cookies and yeah and LEON SHUT UP!.... by... STFU!


I know, this message is just nonsense exept for the first sentence.

 

Bob wasted all his money on fancy things but forgot to buy insurance so he lost it all in a fire. He only has a cookie left.

 

Bob invested that cookie into Coca Cola, so that 1 cookie eventually turned into millions of $$.

 

He spent all that money on yoga lessons.

 

He had feelings for the yoga teacher...

 

And they eventually married

 

But then in tragic car accident they died