Q: What is a snowman's favorite food?
A: An Iceberger!

More to come!

 

I understand how batteries feel because I rarely get included in things too.

Q: What does a nosy pepper do?
A: Get jalapeño (all-up-in-your) business!
My favorite ^

You kill vegetarian vampires with a "steak" to the heart.

A blind man walked into a bar, then a table, then a chair, and then the bathroom. The wrong bathroom.

Q: What time is it when you go to the dentist?
A: Tooth-hurtie (two-thirty)

Q: How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Let's go play on our bikes.
It's not offensive. I have a best friend with ADHD who gets all honors classes and 4.8 GPAs. I love this one too!

Hope you like these!

 

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Does this thread mean I receive free diamonds? :3

 

I still use them in real life. And he didn't say they have to be original. I use that website.

 

"LOOK AT THAT BIRD OVER THERE!" said the blind man to the deaf boy.


My drug dealer cracks me up c;