You already are and so wishing for that subtracted the awesome from you so now you're not.
I wish I could like marry everyone

 

You did but you were brainwashed.

I wish I didnt zoneout in math today

 

You can't your not old enough.

I wish nothing.

 

Im starting to get confused wew

 

Oh wait!! You got everything in the world!

I wish I had a pixie stick right now

 

A pixie stick magically appeared but it was from the Harry Potter universe and so was snot flavoured. Was that over elaborate? XD

Uhm.. I wish my gums didn't hurt so much from seeing the dentist today. -.-

 

You went to the dentist again for a root canal.

I wish I was undead. Oh, wait...

 

You become undead undead, which is essentially alive and scientists capture you to study how it happened.

I wish I had some chocolate soy milk. XD

 

You get lava in your cup.

I wish I didn't escape the scientists.

 

((Is it chocolate lava? I could maybe deal with chocolate lava.))

You didn't have to escape the scientists, when they finished their experiments, they just kicked you out of their lab.

I wish to steal Jokata's identity for a week.

 

you do, and find out that he is actually the creepy guy who works at burger king.(not saying that he is)

I wish that My island would be fully loaded the whole time

 

You island starts being fully loaded the whole time, but creates so much lag that it gets deleted. O.O

I wish I could sleep right now. XD

 

You did but would wake up to a clown in yo face!!

I wish I wasn't on the bus right now ;-;

 

You get off the bus, but then realize you have no idea where you are. After wandering aimlessly for awhile, you'll have to call a cab and end up super late.

I wish... the snow would melt and summer would come. XD

 

You are a noob it tells you because spring comes after snow. So it wont happen!!!

I wish my school was farther!!! So close!!!

(Have a good day)

 

OMG, I just realized this existed, lawl.

Your family moves closer

I wish Super would know how to work Xenforo

 

That is the only thing Super will ever know.

I wish my children would behave.

 

You made my wish come true <#

Your children get stolen by Seneca Crane from the Hunger Games, this guy.

 

You forgot a wish.

I wish I didn't have to work to make money.

 

Cyp pays all the Mods $1 under minimum wage and gets arrested for bribery under non-profit

I wish for SuperCoolio1000 to be my friend ;-;