You are good at elementary math

I wish for people to not argue over beliefs.

 

People poked you
I wish I liked gravel

 

I won't. If anything that I post has the potential to become mean-spirited, just edit in a trollface after the post

 

Gravel likes you. I wish I owned the copyright to your pic.

 

The picture you pirated's owner finds out, and you soon find a group of mobsters waiting for you when you come home from school. I wish I had all the pie in the world.

 

Pie was banned

I wish unicorns were real (soo majestic)

 

They are, but they turn out to be evil and kill every human left
I wish I could have all the (vegan) food in the world >

 

The evil unicorns burn all the vegetables and you are forced to eat meat.

I wish I could be rich on skyblock so I can throw grass/diamonds everywhere

 

Grass and diamonds ceases to exist
I wish i owned skyblock.net

 

Noobcrew banned you forever

I wish Dirty was clean

 

But then clean Was dirty
I wish i ruled the universe

 

but then it exploded
I wish I was a TimeLord

 

The timeking banished you from time
I wish that everything would burn!!!

 

The the polar ice caps melt and leave the world a waterland.
I wish we could find another habitable planet!

 

There were aliens there who were hostile
I wish to come to narnia

 

Turns out Aslan was having a hissyfit and kills everyone
I wish I lived at Cat island

 

Cats are extinct like dinosaurs
I wish people knew how they treated others

 

they do. they just don't care
I wish I was mod

 

The majority of mod apps are denied.
I wish that i was richer than EnderDragon47

 

you DO become richer, after I hack his account and make Him grief you, resulting in him being banned, and your island being ruined.
I wish my parents would buy me 250 donor on .net, overlord on .org, whatever the highest donor rank is on hellblock, etc.