Corrupt-A-Wish

granted, but you lose all of your friends and family in a terrible car accident. You, however, only become paralyzed, and survive off of your sustainable lifestyle. Before you die, scientists discover the key to immortality, but you are still paralyzed. You live until the universe dies, but can only see it through unmoving eyes. (wow. i got a bit carried away there xD)
I wish for a window blind.

 

Granted but it makes you blind

i wish for immortality and deadpool's powers forever =)

 

Granted, except people see you as a threat and you are hunted and banished forever.
I wish for a cup of water.

 

Granted, but you can’t drink it.
I wish for a drinkable cup of water that won’t poison me

 

Granted but you decide to put ice in the water, which unfortunately had poison in it.

I wish for a good meal that isn't poisonous

 

granted, but you drink water along with the meal, which (you guessed it) is poisoned. ;-;
I wish for a drinkable cup of water without ice that won't poison me.

 

granted but the cup is laced with poison

I wish for Everyone to get free diamonds forever with no flaws about it /kit diamond could be redeemed every week

( also this wish can be corrupted ive already thought of one)

 

granted but diamonds become useless

I wish for RedGamer to undo his cookie ratings on this thread

 

hopefully granted. that is all I have to say RedGamer
(actual game) granted, but they become negative ratings instead of neutral ratings.
I wish for RedGamer to undo his cookie ratings on this thread

 

granted

 

but you regret it

I wish for more cookies

 

hopefully granted. that is all I have to say RedGamer

granted, but they are poisoned

 

Lmao thank you!
I wish for a neutral rating

 

granted, but it dilutes your positive ratings.
I wish for laini to reply to my ban appeal (idec if it is denied at this point)

 

Granted but it gets denied

I wish for the ability to wish for the ability to wish for the ability to wish for the ability to wish for the ability to type.

 

granted, but when you finally wish to bea able to type, your WPM drops to 1.

 

I wish for 100 trophy points

 

granted. However, the curse bestowed upon it is that every post you make on any social media will subtract a trophy point until you reach zero.

I wish for the genie to get as many wishes as he/she wants

 

granted but the genie wants -1 wishes so the world tears apart because thats impossible

I wish for a better forums website

 

Granted but all other forums websites become even batter than this one, including the ones that were previously worse than this.

I wish that there was no reply to this post.