Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted but it's mixed with spoiled milk.

I wish I was a capybara.

 

Granted but a human kills you.

I wish for everything to go wrong

 

Granted, but even this wish goes wrong, and nothing bad happens
I wish for laini to reply to my ban appeal :c

 

Granted but everything eventually goes right again.

 

I wish Noobcrew participated in this game.

 

Granted, but he bans anyone who speaks.
I wish for the wish below me to not be corrupted.

 

Granted but they ignoed you so the wish was corrupted.

I wish for something to do

 

Granted, but that something is watching paint dry.
I wish to not have a wish

 

Granted but you already have a wish

I wish for time travel

 

Granted but u can only travel to 1 time period and get stuck there so no coming back

 

i Wish For Infinite Diamonds Making me the richest player

 

Granted but someone griefs you, blames you for it and you get banned.

I wish I could actually sing.

 

granted but everytime you do 1 person you know and love dies

I wish for a toaster

 

I can cope with that

You also never posted a wish.

 

granted but the toaster can only toast humans (including you)

I wish for a perfect toaster that toasts bread and cannot harm anyone

 

Granted but it harms animals including your dog

 

dont forget to make another wish next time

I wish for a ban

 

Granted but you get unbanned a minute after


i wish for elon musk to take me to space in his space car * cough cough* THANOS CAR * cough cough*

 

Granted, but you bever come back, abd sliwly suffocate after running out of air.
I wish for skytitan

 

granted but its taken away bc your banned
i wish for a sustainable life