granted but its a terrible wish, like you wish you are in extreme poverty I wish to have 1 Billion Dollars USD, doesn't affect inflation, is not stolen, tax free, directly into my account, my account wont get locked or have any fees, and I can spend it freely
granted but you are 1 billion dollars in debt i wish for a wish that cannot be corrupted, and the wish to be that i have 1 Billion Dollars USD, doesn't affect inflation, is not stolen, tax free, directly into my account, my account wont get locked, doesn't have to be repaid or have any fees, and I can spend it freely
granted, but You’re the only human left on Earth. Everyone else vanished the moment the wish was granted. You can spend the money freely—but there's no one to sell you anything, no services to buy, no economy left. All your money is technically spendable, but worthless in a society that no longer exists. I wish that one billion United States dollars (USD) are instantly and permanently deposited into my personal bank account. The money is legally mine, tax-free, not stolen or counterfeit, not created or transferred in any way that causes inflation, economic disruption, or harm to any person, group, or system. My account remains open and accessible, and I retain full, unrestricted control over the funds—able to spend, transfer, invest, or save them freely—without any negative consequences or changes to myself, others, or the world, now or in the future. No person disappears, dies, or is negatively affected in any way as a result of this wish.
granted but youre in 1 billion usd of debt, I wish that one billion United States dollars (USD) are instantly and permanently deposited into my personal bank account. The money is legally mine, tax-free, not stolen or counterfeit, not created or transferred in any way that causes inflation, economic disruption, or harm to any person, group, or system. My account remains open and accessible, and I retain full, unrestricted control over the funds—able to spend, transfer, invest, or save them freely—without any negative consequences or changes to myself, others, or the world, now or in the future. No person disappears, dies, or is negatively affected in any way as a result of this wish. Also im in no debt
Granted, 1 billion USD is deposited into your account under your real name and is legally owned by Cooper1C. However, due to the last line of your wish, your consciousness is transformed into a repressed sub-personality in your own mind named 'in no debt'. Your original personality retains full control of your body and can live his life, but you have no control over the actions or thoughts of your original Cooper1C personality or body, since you wished to be a being named 'in no debt'. You will spend the rest of your natural life knowing that your original personality is piloting your body and enjoying the benefits of the $1 billion USD you sacrificed your control for him to obtain. As a repressed sub-personality, you also are unable to access any of the sensory information from your nerves and exist only in a visionless, scentless, touchless, tasteless, soundless void barely aware of your own consciousness. Unfortunately, because you still inhabit the same body, you cannot die until your original personality's body does. I wish that the next person would corrupt my wish
granted but your wish is corrupted twice i wish for an uncorruptable wish that cannot be corrupted any amount of times except 0, and a billion usd under my real name, legally owned by me and to be in no debt. This wish harms nobody
Granted, but everybody stops accepting USD. Everyone switched to Bitcoin the previous day so your billion USD is now rendered useless. I wish to experience a lifetime of genuine, lasting fulfillment—mentally, emotionally, and physically—without causing harm to myself or anyone else. (ChatGPT helped me for this one)
Granted, but you live in an alternate reality in which the gender pay gap is reversed, turning your $1 into $0.83 cents I wish for someone to post after this post
Granted, but my reply is sent by owl Post I wish for a server where people all get along without upsetting each other deliberatly
Granted but you make a typo and get permanently muted by console I wish for Abbie to spell deliberatly correctly
granted, but its permanently backwards day meaning its called chatgpt AND you have to wear all your clothes backwards (just you tho) I wish for
Granted but is actively trying to kill you I wish for 1 billion usd which is permanently accepted as money, legally owned by Cooper1C, no debt, under my real name, instantly deposited into my account, tax free, not stolen or counterfeit, cant cause inflation, economic disruption, does not harm anyone or anything. My account remains open and accessible, and I retain full, unrestricted control over the funds—able to spend, transfer, invest, or save them freely—without any negative consequences or changes to myself, others, or the world, now or in the future. No person disappears, dies, or is negatively affected in any way as a result of this wish. Also 1 usd is always worth the same.
Granted, but people immediately shift from USD to Bitcoin, while technically you are a billionaire, no banks or people will take your money, even though its still worth billion, because nobody uses USD anymore
