Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted, but the nether is removed.

Granted, but those wishes can only wish for wishes.
I wish for a 0.001 second bootup time on my PC

 

granted but you're stuck in a bootloop thing
i wish for yes

 

Granted, but no
I wish to be able to choose the alternate reality that I live in, and switch between them at will

 

Granted but each time you switch realities you forget a memory that you treasure.
I wish for the US to be less political.

 

granted, but now there's a race war.
I wish for Americans to be less stupid so they can end the riots

 

Granted, but that wish is impossible

I wish to be loved ;(


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granted, but you have to hate them with a passion
i wish for a new fren

 

granted, but they r fake bc they don't have the i and the d true friend has </3
i wish to have braincells

 

Granted, because it looks like you've run out.

I wish for a support beacon like Geo

 

Granted, but Geo loses their support beacon overnight, and as yours pops up, you are suspected of stealing.
I wish that I could be in two places at once

 

granted, but u r split in half for this to be possible
i wish could uninjure myself

 

granted, but you're now permanently disabled.

I wish these assessments could be easy

 

granted but ur brain is smooth, and ur dumb
I wish i could be pwetty ;-;

 

granted, but your face is set like ;-; permanently
i wish my homework was completely finished

 

Granted but then your teacher finds out it had been plagiarized thus you get a zero.
I wish for some gud cooked rice that is perfectly edible and won't cause any health issues if I eat a lot

 

granted but now you have a million and a half tests/exams
I wish I could meet my doppelganger

 

granted but you cannot eat it again </3 and it gets stolen so u don't get to eat any of it anyway
i wish my mouse would work again and stop being broken

 

granted but you now have a live mouse and your computer mouse is nowhere to be seen.
I wish I could sleep and wake up well rested every night

 

Granted. You wake up every night feeling incredibly well-rested! ..The key-word being 'night'.

I wish that economy and skyblock had equivalent ranks and you didn't have to buy them separately.

 

Granted, but the new equivalent ranks cost as much as the separate ranks would if you had to buy them both separately.

I wish that the next person who replies to this thread will post a message on my wall