granted but not you can't unstop it now it's stuck : (

i wish not to wish

 

granted. However, as soon as you make that wish, you instantly have the idea for the perfect wish, and have to live for the rest of your life with the knowledge that you threw it away.

I wish for infinite knowledge

 

Granted but with the knowledge you now know how to delete the planet, and do so
I wish for yes

 

Granted but no
I wish for dp heads

 

Granted but they're duped so ban hammer time!! I wish for no Viper

 

Granted but yes
I wish for a wish

 

granted, but you have to wish for another wish. In fact, that becomes the only thing you can wish for.

I don't wish

 

Granted I guess

I wish for coolmathgames.com to not be blocked at school

 

Granted. They instead shut down the website using a lawsuit.

I wish for school to not be virtual.

 

granted but now everyone is having class in your house

i wish to be a clown

 

granted but your one of the muderous clowns
i wish for ma j

 

granted, but there are no prizes
I wish for a chocolate fountain

 

Granted but it will break

I wish for many fruits

 

Granted, but there are worms in the fruits

 

I wish that I get 4s on all my assignments without having to do them

 

granted but the teacher finds it plagiarized and gives you a ZERO
i wish for a NORMAL tasty chocolate chip cookie w/o no raisin or anything bad in it

 

Granted...
But after eating that chocolate chip cookie, you are never able to eat cookies of any kind again.
I wish to have speech 100 (persuade anyone)

 

granted but you accidentally pursuade them to kill you
i wish for a perfect lagless end on sb

 

granted but you can only speak around 20 words limit per day
i wish for world peace

 

granted but it also means you can't talk
i wish for wishes