Granted but your eyeballs will fall off.

I wish to finish my island on Economy.

 

granted but it looks terrible
i wish for me to be able to uhhhhHHHhHHHh
be able to use every emoji in existance ever on discord in one message

 

Granted but you will be muted for emoji abuse.

I wish for wishes that are wishes full of wishes. (makes no sense )

 

Granted. All the wishes come from this thread and have the same results.
I wish for the mob arena to open again.

 

granted but while it's running the server is somehow at 0 tps but not crashing
i wish to actually say the wish that i really want to say without it being corrupted

 

Granted. However you already said your wish and can not say the wish you desired to say.

I wish someone would explain why this thread is so entertaining.

 

granted, but it's because people are EEVIL
i wish for bananas

 

granted, but Lw55 poisons them

I wish for bananas

 

granted but they explode
i wish for banananannanananans

 

granted.

 

Granted but the mods misread this message and think you want multiple bans so they ban you.
I wish for skyblock to make dirt legal.

 

Granted but grass is no longer a thing
I wish to be a skytitan

 

Granted however your account gets banned

I wish for a double chest of fish

 

Granted but it will be pufferfish

I wish for infinite gum

 

Granted but it’s a bland flavor

I wish for snow for skiing

 

Granted but it will melt, causing a flood.

I wish for Mai to give me KFC

 

Granted but KFC does not stand for Kentucky Fried Chicken.
I wish to know what is inside Area 51

 

granted but it is so dangerous that your brain melts as a bodily function
i wish for ice cream

 

Granted but its dog poo

I wish for balloony to exist irl

 

granted, but so does doofenshmirtz, and he decides that he wants to rule the world.


I wish to be able to stop time