Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted, but you arent hungry enough to even take a bite

I wish for this exact wish to not be corrupted

 

granted but because that's my job to corrupt them, your corruption to the wish will be by giving you so much ice cream that you drown

I wish for my discord suggestion to be accepted & implemented

 

granted, but you are banned for spamming the suggestion
I wish for a ryzen 3990x

 

granted, but it explodes
i wish for this wish to not be corruped using explosions

 

granted, but it is corrupted with poison

i wish for that new fall guys game thingy

 

granted, but the servers will die and won't come back online ever again

i wish for an rtx 2080

 

Granted, but this rtx will have very bad weaknesses, like exploding when exposed to high temps

I wish to live in a new house by the end of this year xD (my wish for 2 years)

 

granted, but its only because your old house burns down and you have to take a loan from the bank to afford the new house and everything goes downhill while you go into debt, get your identity stolen and your wallet emptied, eventually sell your house to afford food and you become homeless, begging on the streets and eventually starve and die.

I wish for better AC...

 

Granted, but the AC will put out the smell of rotting for for 30seconds for every 10minutes that the AC is left on.

I wish to be able to study without procrastination and distractions

 

Granted but your wi-fi turns off every time you focus.
I wish for a brand new Minecraft baby Pig plush in perfect condition. (Can't corrupt this lol.)

 

Granted, but it turns alive at night and trashes your house.
I wish for a webcam

 

Granted but it always shows Pewdiepie screaming.
I wish for the username "Pig" instead of "The Pig"

 

Granted, but you get butchered and made into bacon

 

And wat do u wish lol

 

Granted but your confined to life in a meat farm.
I wish to have a player head of myself

 

Granted. People are now hunting for your head. You spend every waking moment keeping it safe. You know if you sleep, you lose it. Everyone wants it. You can never trust anyone again. The only messages you get are trades. You want to keep it, but everyone wants it. You spend the rest of your days in fear of losing the head.
I wish for ads to be less annoying and shorter.

 

granted, but they're for weird stuff now
i wish for uhh another full access legal mc account bought from mojang

 

Granted. It gets hacked. The password gets leaked on the internet and the hacked account goes on a rampage, posing as a hacker to all servers. Your account is quickly found as your alternate and Mojang deletes both of your accounts.
I wish for Rickrolls to occur on the skyblock forums.

 

Granted, but you forgot about this rule that prevents people from rick-rolling

I wish that I never have to sleep

 

you suck