Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted, but while you are not lonely, you never are friends with anyone for more than a day. ;-;
I wish for an escape

 

Granted but then you regret your decision for some reason.

I wish for $1000000

 

Granted, but while you are not lonely, you never are friends with anyone for more than a day. ;-;
I wish for an escape

Granted, but the money is blood money, and after 10 years of hiding from the police, your life ends in a parking garage shootout where you die horribly.
I wish to be able to feel emotions again

 

Granted, you are now able to touch your new dog emotions.

My wish is for the Genie to increase the punishment on the next persons wish.

 

Granted'nt, but I have to put down the "No U" card

my wish is to have a [Llama] Prefix

 

Granted, but you become ostracized from society because you differ, however minutely.
I wish.

 

Granted but nothing happened

I wish for a new gaming computer

 

Granted, but it cant play games
I wish for nothing to happen

 

Granted but time and space cease to exist as a result, so you cant do anything.
I wish for something to happen

 

Granted, but that something is the destruction of the universe. You and you alone outlive the universe by a few minutes just to watch the destruction of all that you hold dear.
I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

 

Granted but your wish isn't corrupted.

I wish for everyone to pretend this post doesn't exist

 

Granted, but soon they start pretending that you don't exist.
I wish for 1TB wifi

 

Granted, but you can only use it on the email app
I wish to fall in love and grow old with them

 

You desire a free, sit down dinner with Ryan Reynolds in Paris, at a fine bistro. Your wish is granted. You both laugh at the situation, as you've both just appeared there, suddenly, in whatever clothes you were wearing, and the instantaneous date goes well. He even passed you her number at the end and you're on cloud nine. Several months go by and you've been texting, calling late at night, and occasionally meeting her on set for her latest film projects. Until one day she just stops responding. You don't understand. You had her. You were happy. You curse the genie for taking it all away and he appears. He explains that he did grant your wish. He didn't ruin your wish. You wanted to fall in love. You had a dinner. What happened from there was on you. He broke your heart, not the genie. It's your fault for falling in love.

I wish to win whenever I intentionally gamble.

 

Granted, but whenever you win when you gamble, you LOSE money.

I wish to die (try to corrupt this because it’s already bad enough, how can you POSSIBLY make death worse?).

 

Instead, you become an immortal and will live for eternity watching everyone you care about slowly age and leave you all alone.

I wish for pizza

 

Granted. Except the pizza that you have received is moldy and uneatable. Its also topped with the FINEST French FLIES (idk what that means, just a joke).

I wish for Bert to be my dad.

 

Ernie becomes your dad instead.

I wish for woRLD peACE

 

Granted, but it’s only for 1 second.

I wish for air.

 

Granted, but the air is only made of toxic gas.

I wish for lemonade