Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted, but - I've no idea how to corrupt that.
I wish for topvoters this month, any place.

 

Granted. But someone steals your giftcard.
I wish for better income from my shop. Lol

 

granted, but it's 1g more/year
i wish for tog's server not to be laggy

 

Granted, but the server is on 1.1 and can never be changed
I wish for pet dragon

 

granted but it burns you to death
i wish to have a better internet connection

 

Granted. But you can only use the internet 1 hour each day.
I wish for a beautiful weather. Lol

 

- "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder"
Granted, it is now 45C/113F per day, fine weather for camels.

I wish for some random billionaire to join the server and enjoy it enough to pay Noobcrew to give everyone d400.

 

GRanted, but for some reason cyp was the only person that was able to give out d400 so crew makes d401 which is the same just $1 more.

Idk what to wish for

 

Granted. You just wasted a wish, good job!
I wish my plants to grow faster. Lol

 

granted but they're venus flytraps and eat you whole.

i wish for d2k

 

granted but u have so many friends ur house is full and u never get any quite
I wish noobcrew upgraded the server lol

 

Granted. But Noobcrew decides that there will be an entry fee to the server, meaning ya gotta pay to get online.
I wish for a cat. Lol

 

i wished for d2k as in d2000

granted, but it's a bedrock server and is /classic
i wish to be bothered to go outside when it's not raining/poison/snowing/any threat to my health

/\ granted but it pees all over u

 

granted but you still have the same perms as a d250.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted

 

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I wish for a form of audio that auto-translates into the understandable language of whoever listens to it, so people of different languages can listen to the same thing at the same time.

 

Wish granted, although it's highly offensive and cannot be listened to. (wait pc's wish's text format is corrupted - cool)

I wish um, to uh, for tog not to quit

 

granted but he hates you

I wish for some of that

 

granted, but "some" is defined as the minimal amount for it to really count.
I wish for peace

 

granted but that won't happen

I wish for Skygod

 

Granted but then I misspelled ur name on buycraft

I wish for a million cookies