Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted, but they grief you even worse than Archie38's hacked account raid.

I wish to get up at 5 in the morning without being tired.

 

Granted, but as soon as you are able to convince all the people to help you, the server starts lagging terribly and disconnecting people every two minutes to the point where it's unplayable and you cant build anything. Oh wait

I wish I had a dog that could perform dog functions like being fun and loving without having to defecate or urinate

 

Granted, but it only lives for 3 weeks.

Granted, but you have to go to bed at 5pm at night.

I wish for owner

 

Granted but everyone calls the server a communist server now

I wish to never be fatigued

 

Granted. You are never fatigued. However, you do suffer from a rare joint condition that makes your bones extremely susceptible to shocks and brittle. If you overexert yourself, you may become paralyzed.

 

Granted, but it doesn't exist.

I wish to know how we came to exist

 

Granted. You find out how we came to exist, but you try to tell everybody in a book you write shortly after you discover the answer. However, nobody believes you, and the only reason people buy your book is to wipe with after defecating. You are forever known as one of history's biggest liars. Then, the publishing company who prints your book of truth gets investigated by reporters, and it turns out that the paper used to print on isn't ethically sourced and is produced with child labor using only the most endangered trees from the Democratic Republic of the Congo, home to at least 200 of the world's most endangered species. Because of this, you die at the age of 69 after being car-bombed by a group of militant vegans for using unethically sourced paper for your book.



I wish that people would stop scamming new players

 

granted, we need a more active chat to help...

i wish the community made an effort to protect new players

 

Dude you need to corrupt the previous wish before wishing your own

 

Uhhh? Granted.

Granted, but then everyone who wasn't a new player was griefed, perm banned for nothing, etc.

I wish I had an autocrafting mod that wasn't a virus/ piece of malware.

 

Granted, but this mod kills the fps of your game.

I wish I had $20 steam balance rn

 

Granted, but it's a giftcard for games that have less that 1 star reviews.

I wish for MissPandas to gimme her alt's island.

 

granted but the account isn’t able to be used on skyblock

I wish for an unplaced Noobcrew head

 

granted but you lose it to clag (my friend on classic has done this with my steve head )

I wish for clag to give me back my steve head on classic

 

Granted, but then a noob comes along and throws it into the void.

I wish for 14.25 DC of black terracotta.

 

Granted, but it can only be placed on the island to bought/stole it from.

I wish I could be bothered to load up mc on my other device to sign in my 3rd account.

 

Granted. But your 3rd account gets hacked and therefore becomes unusable.
I wish to be better at terraforming

 

Granted. But you can only terraform out of pink wool.
I wish to get skytitan on my third account.

 

Granted, but your other two get banned.
I wish for a perfect orange.

 

Granted. But you'll never see another orange.
I wish for more time. Lol