Well, this is not what I meant by "Make sure not to overuse the colours though! "

Another thing to keep in mind. Donator ranks have nothing to do with being a staff member, it's just a rank in which you just donated for it. You have to earn your way to staff not by having a donator rank, but rather having the right qualifications and such cx.

 

0.1000/200000 support
This is the best application ever. But I mean c'mon. The colors, applying for admin, asking what a tmod is, all these things show you just came to apply.


No support (I hope Myrmidos gets to read this >.<)

Good luck ^-^


by the way, I used 3 zeros off of the decimal which means this application isn't all that good. I did it as a joke so please don't hate

 

First of all.

My eyes. Why.

Second of all.

Just no... if you want to be a.. whatever you're applying for because I honestly don't know at this point, then you actually have to put some effort into this. Lmao.

No support sorry.

 

The server hasn't been up for 5 years.. it's almost 4 as of now.

 

Gotchu
Myrmidous

 

They're joking because it's impossible. So basically they are saying it is impossible for them to become admin xD

 

I was being sarcastic :3

 

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•glances at application•

I'll get back to this one. I'm literally on the way to listen to eighty five small girls scream non-stop for 90 minutes.

 

Goooooood... *Evil stare*

 

i meant 5-10 more years

 

^ No Support, reasons stated above. Good Luck.

 

If you're asking what a Trial Moderator gets/does, it makes it sound like you just want it for the commands and perms. Also, if you don't really know what you're applying for, why apply in the first place? ._.

Also, your colors make me ache, sorry. Tone them down.

No Support, Good Luck~

 

Those colors hurt my eyes. You didn't follow the format. None of us have seen you before. You can't apply for admin. You don't know what a tmod is. 0.0000000000000000000001/1738 support.

 

I have a severe case of chrematophobia now.​

Nice to meet you, Sumlur. I can qualify as legally blind now, I'll never again need to see how ugly my reflection is. Please remove all of these colors or stick to a single one. Thank you.

Hold on, experiencing a pretty severe Purkinje effect. One moment while this clears up.
















Ok, let's continue.

+1, excellent job. A lot of people fall on their face during this question. Why did you need to put "Canada" after your time zone?

There are three versions of English now: British, 'Murican and Canada. I'm going to guess the Canadian dialect simply adds more "dontchaknow" and "eh" as punctuation?

CURSE THIS BLINDNESS. I can't see the header for this section! Did I miss the "Have you ever been banned" portion somewhere? Re-add the section header, I think your color scheme melted the words off the screen sir.

SkyBlock doesn't have diamond ores. Or mining. If you're talking about being banned on a different server then remove this answer and simply put "No, I have never been banned here."

+1 for "You have no purpose or meaning" -- That was a viciously nihilistic throwdown, Nietzsche.

"Abuse of Cheating" sounds like an incredible album name. But as a sentence it fails harder than paraplegic water polo, rewrite please.

Your sentences have less periods than an all-boys school. Please consider adding some punctuation and sentence delimiters.

That is an awful lot of the word "Abuse". Please find a synonym or restructure your phrasing sir.

You have more "commands" than a Vacation Bible School group, sir. Use a different word or rephrase this portion slightly to avoid spamming "command" repeatedly.

Also "hacks" are legal on SkyBlock to a shocking degree. About the only thing you can't do on your island is "flyhack", please review the rules at /warp illegal

First: Your color choice literally makes your "qualifications" vanish. This had me laughing so hard. +1 for irony.

Second: People tend to misuse "qualifications", be careful with the things you place there. I'm hoping for the best and mentally bracing for the worst. Good luck, sir.

Are you in some sort of death match against the very idea of "punctuation", sir? The complete lack of commas in this sentence leaves the meaning of your verbs unclear: Are you such a hard worker that you've been committed to a mental institution where you fanatically maintain loyalty to the server owner?

Rewrite this for clarity. Or leave the sentence exactly the way it is so I can begin my best-selling new novel about an insane gamer locked up in an asylum while he frantically plots fantastic escapades.

+1 for the craziest hours I have ever seen on an application, sir. Your playtime looks like you're working around a shift as an emergency technician in a hospital. These times may actually give you a better-than-average chance at Moderator because nobody plays at 0430.

Did I miss a section header again, or was that a totally random one-liner? Move this into one of your "vanishing qualifications" paragraphs, sir; it feels like someone abandoned a Scrabble game at an orphanage.

This broke me like a promise at a political rally. So many issues.

• "Skaia"? Is this a mashup of Ska music and Gaia Hypothesis? Because if you're suggesting someone is making Jamaican rap music about the environment I am already throwing money at the screen.
• If "Skaia" is supposed to rhyme with "sky" then your server owner better have a seriously heavy Scandinavian accent.
• You were banned off that server for being a witch god?? PM ME DETAILS IMMEDIATELY, I must hear this.

Rephrase, check your word choice and perhaps consider removing this entire section like Sally Hemings from Thomas Jefferson's biography.

I cannot describe how origional this application is. Thoroughly enjoyed the read, please check your spelling and have a nice night sir.

Support Status: ۩۞۩ WITCH GOD ۩۞۩

 

Actually for some strange reason .Net and .Org have different templates for applications, and .Org has a " What qualifications do you have" section. I honestly don't know why they're different templates xD

 

I caught that Team Four Star reference, Goden.

+1 to you, sir.

You made me check to see what forum I was in. Until recently I was not even aware there was an .Org section, ma'am.

Thank you for the heads-up, modifying that portion to reflect the correct template.

 

*facepalm*

 

T..that is exactly not what Layla meant.

At all.


Good luck

 

Agreed ^
No support

 

Don't replace CypriotMerks! We need him