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    *intense licking*

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    Use soap bubbles to cover your nose and use your mouth to exhale. (Or a much simpler or more permanent solution, slice yourself some artificial gills.)
     
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    make sure you remove all your plants and throw them away, then make sure to put a reminder note in the least used room in your house.

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    Get a book, open it, stare at middle of page, close book, put in fridge

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    by cutting your current (big) fridge in half and selling it to yourself

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    Let it clone you first, you will need 50000 hours online, 7 lava buckets and one poisonous potato for this to occur.

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    Slowly kick your feet until your lying on your back. Carefully, breathe in the dry sand particles from the wet ones (through your NOSE). Once there are only wet sand particles left, you then choose wether you want to get out, or check whats down below you.

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    ask noobcrew for mod. it comes with every single rank. ask Novembree

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    Put paint on your face and run full speed at a flat wall that should work

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    put water in a bowl and put it in your freezer

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    Throw $1,000 worth of coins into a fountain and jump in head first.

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    jump into a fountain head first. that also works for this :lmao:

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    open your fist into a palm like figure and whip you arm around to the person's rear end. We call it a special high five

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    Answer five questions, contemplate life for 10 minutes, throw your pencil against the wall, get up with a flourish from your desk, stop to thank the teacher and slam the door on the way out.

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    set the timer to max

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    Give it to a cow to warm it up first, then chew it.

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    Stay up as long as you want. When you've pushed your procrastination as far as you can, manually set your clock to 10pm and sleep soundly.

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    jump off of it when it moves too fast

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    sell the sugar you currently have and use that money to buy more sugar

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    Click on the fortnite icon, press and hold and click the "move to trash" option. Ahhhh. Freedom.

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