a thread where we only offer EXTREMELY BAD ADVICE

eat KFC

How do I correctly eat a chicken wing?

 

Sneak up really quietly behind the chicken, then lunge, grab, gnaw.

 

smh drogo. doesn’t ask a question…

how do i get archerexpert777 to quit skyblock

 

drive to their house, login to the wifi as an admin, blacklist all the ips for skyblock, then change the admin password to a random string of 6000 characters

how do i get noobcrew to notice me?

 

oops. Apologies.

Create a thread about the potential for players to trade grass for gift cards and sell them for IRL money, and then start trading lots of grass for gift cards.

How does Drogo get Noobcrew to stop noticing him?

 

You tell Noobcrew to stop noticing him duh

How do I tell Gamzee24 to quit fortnite and get back on Minecraft and cod

 

you can’t.

how do i make cereal

 

Take a box of 'Corn Flakes' and grind it all down to dust. Add lots of sugar syrup and press the resulting mixture into small brick shape blocks with 3 holes through each of them. Package the resulting 'cereal' in a box labelled 'Nutri Grain'

How does Drogo remove his underpants without first removing his pants?

 

you never said anyone should remove your underpants so you should get someone to..uhh...ya know.. remove your underpants

How do I tell Gamzee24 to get on skyblock

 

Stalk them, visit their house, give them a cookie that forces them to get on, go home, play with them.

how to meet someone irl

 

utilize your 2 legs and walk up to a live human being, and just start screaming uncontrollably. that is the most common american greeting.

how do i kindly tell archerexpert777 to shut up

 

slap the living soul out his body

how do I get my dog to eat cats

 

do /dog eat cat [name]

how do I move Gamzee24 out of Tilted Towers and into the World Trade Center? (its a new fortnite map)

 

you give him a cookie

how do i get to italy

 

Find your nearest Olive Garden and use a breadstick to unlock the secret tunnel to Italy inside the pasta fridge.

How do I clean my cluttered desktop?

 

have Gamzee24 clean it for you. He is an expert at keeping his laptop clean


what is the best place for burgers

 

ill say subway, maybe microwave udon yk

how do i get trust on papa's island

 

steal his computer and /trust yourself before he notices.

How do I eat a balanced diet?

 

Dont eat me wtff

urination is good for plants!!

how can i avoid being eaten by a madman