Ur amazing

 

We all need to take a step back for a moment. I'm not some child-hating monster and I'm not out to make little kids cry.

What I am is a career military sergeant with five combat deployments. I've fed starving kids in Afghanistan with blown-off limbs. I've stood knee-deep in sewage building emergency shelters for whole families in the Philippines when Typhoon Bopha leveled the place like God decided to sneeze on it.

I've been blown up, shot and exploded with roadside bombs.

Now I'm writing (sometimes) humorous reviews for an imaginary authority position on a game most of the world doesn't play or even knows about. I'm here because I like my wife, she likes the server and I'm relaxing after work.

I'm not out to get anyone. None of you, good or bad, is a blip on my emotional radar. I find this intense level of outrage over a meaningless critique to be a bit bizarre. I'm nothing to any of you. I have no authority here. I command no fanatically loyal following to crush applications I dislike into dust. My opinion does not matter.

So why is everyone acting like I'm some sort of big deal here?

 

^^^ winner

 

Humor posted for: ItzRicky. The application is over a month old without any edits, it probably has a retirement plan by now.

 

Out of curiosity, what kind of military sergeant would play Minecraft. Like, you pointed out all the good jobs you did and now you are the skyblock forums. I am starting to not believe you. You are also bragging about the jobs you did which is also questionable. I think you are lying.

 

Myrmwife and Myrmidous are a married couple. As you see Myrmwife is a trial moderator who I know would never lie. Then Myrmidous is a very, very mature adult who if you look in his introduction it states he is a military sergeant and why he joined skyblock. I believe him 100% because if he was lying, he would be caught easily. You can tell he isn't lyingn because he clearly is far to mature and seems too kind to lie. His wife, Myrmwife, acts as if he is a military sergeant and is 110% honest.

I think you need to not accuse him of something he does. I'm not being biased here, I'm just stating my opinion.

 

Golden Duck review posted. Quite a lot of Freudian slips on this one, I like where he insinuates "While other people say 'I don't want Mod just for commands'...." and just leaves it hanging. That made me chuckle.

 

I, quite frankly, disagree. He is not very mature, either. Again, I state my opinion, and there is no way to prove me wrong, I think he is lying. You never know that this may be just a big set up.

 

Vastly amused. To answer your concerns in order, sir:
1. This kind of sergeant plays Minecraft. That would be me.
2. All the good jobs I did... and now I'm on the Skyblock forums? Are you implying these forums are bad?
3. I was giving some perspective on why these review posts shouldn't matter (to anyone).

Question all you like, sir. It's a forum.


[EDIT:]

This genuinely made me chuckle. Thank you, sir.

 

Even if he is lying, there is nothing we can do

 

It is just a little... strange. I don't really believe you anymore from all your bragging. You cannot change my perspective unless I actually knew you. You are being pretty rude and a lot of people on here are saying they don't like it. I don't like it either. But, I am here to state my opinion. I do not mean to start a war.

 

True point. {Congrats on getting mod}

 

Thank you 3

 

Wolf_Fang is a different person. We are part of the "Wolf Team"

 

Names, please. I'd like to talk with them and see what I can do.

 

RandomWiseGuy's application posted. Very neat to read: I've never met someone that was so into programming, building websites and making collages.

 

Golden lemonade I see...

 

Choked on my Cheerios. +1 to you, sir.

 

XDD

 

Still waiting for some names of people who "don't like it", sir. I would like to speak with them and see what I can do.

Also:

•eyeballs Wolf_Fang_44 • Are you in this conversation or not, Fang? You asked a Mod to delete all posts about you, then hang around spam-rating "Agree" for your friend and "Disliking" others. Make up your mind, please.