Did it perhaps say "By Artificiality"? ;)
Something like that. Like telling a printer to print and then turning it off. When that s*** goes back on, you'll have 600 copies of the same page.
I wanna be a pie! "HARRY! NO!!"
People keep making lists of like '50 Things To Do Before You Die,' and they all seem to forget the most important thing: "Call for help!"
alright let's go
If you procrastinate in one aspect of life, you usually do it in all of them; this is what leads to people calling it a lifestyle. Usually,...
You two go fight it out in the alley out back; instead of hijacking my profile for your virtual death match.
yeah. mh-hm. so...
Hey, thanks a lot for all your kind words!
I could. And I have a few times. I know bananas are radioactive, but you'll forgive me if I need to Google the exact amount of micro sieverts they...
I walk into the same God damn bedroom door every single morning. If I don't hit my nose on it, I will instead stub my toe.
Hey you! Thought I'd drop in and say welcome around!
What now?
I can't really give you facts on specific people, as I mentioned.
Did you know Spongebob's seven main characters are based on the seven deadly sins?
Polls are one of the oldest forms of democracy, dating back to village communities more than 5,000 years ago.
I see what you did there!
Instead of a disgusting fact, here's a fun one: It only takes a few seconds to eat an Oreo cookie, but it takes 59 minutes just to make one single...
Think penguins wear tuxedos just to be cute? Nope! It's perfect camouflage! When seen from above, they blend in perfectly with the dark ocean bed,...
I have no idea how to breathe.
Did you know that during the Cold War, the KGB developed small single-shot guns designed to look like lipstick tubes? It never killed any American...
I may; if you let me slumber!
Haircut. [IMG] Oh Snorlax, you melt my heart.
We never spoke. But rumor has it that his sheep at spawn once had a book vendor inside of it; and that one specific, super duper awesome person...
I haven't the slightest clue. It was before my time.
Did you know that, CypriotMerks wasn't always an administrator, or even a moderator? There was a time, once upon an ancient time, where the Merkz...
I told you so.
If you want to make friends with a cat, blink; and then look away from it when you get eye contact. If a cat makes accidental eye contact with...
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If I had as much money, as I have selfies, I could buy everyone here a new car.
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