Rude
Of course you're stalking! ;-)
But I'm right here! :3
Excuse me, can someone get me a restraining order?
I don't even know what to say. Thank you!
I'm sorry :-(
how even Donald Trump.. what even... god damn it, America.
what even is anymore
Nuh-uh.
Do you ever get the urge to tell someone to shut up, even when they aren't talking?
Did you steal from Mr. Ying? "No, sir." Alright, there is no evidence against you; you may go. "So does that mean I get to keep the watch?"
What now?
Wave your hands in the air, like you're 1939 Poland, and Nazi Germany just rolled in like "was ist up, we habt gunships!"
Funny, considering all you say is "yes."
All these excuses. I think I have like.. A 1/5 success rate when calling you!
Hogging my thread and all. You are one ballsy one.
What am I looking for, sir Sh*tLuck?
Well, now I know who to raid when the time comes.
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Read "Chapter" 1 for more random gibberish. __________ "Do you want to die, Thomas?" That depends. "Oh, depends on what?" Will you shut up if I...
"Thomas, do you want to know when you will die?" I already know, doc; when we run out of chocolate.
Pants are for nerds.
My most used sentence in life: "Pants are optional, right?"
Using my phone's flashlight to look for my phone. Aren't I just a smart one.
Oh, you smooth criminal, you!
YOU'RE a spambot :-(
I'd like a forest-head, to be honest.
I thought I was your babe :(
I god damn love John Oliver!
How can Donald Trump be real, when his hair isn't real? -- Jaden Smith, probably.
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