Pfft. I don't follow those who ask.

Okay reverse psychology time!
Pls dun follow me

Alright, I won't follow you. <3

Wow rude

So you nevar gonna follow me r u

Wow, but I folo u

Eh, if the mood strikes me for whatever reason. I usually just use my follows to stalk people. I mean what?

Stalk me?

I stalk enough people.

Fien, but I stalk u

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