dood ikr

can i lik sniff ur hairzz?

fur 50 dollers

can i leik pay monopoly moneyz?

100 dollers in munupuly muney

i'll trade you boardwalk.

fien and 20 dollers? plz it gud deel

nah, then i wont have enough money to build my hotels.

fine than. You can sniff tiger's hair :>

pfft, nah he's only worth like $0.69 brah

I'll sell him to you for 0.60

okay fine. deal. but you furst.