*reoorts stranger with white van to the police on grounds of sexual harassment

DONT TOUCH THE BOAT

I touched the butt

Ouch Charlie, OUUUUCCCHHHHHH

Oooh
She likes it der :>

oh hell no.

*Shoots Lucario of the North because I feel like it*

I like your thinking.

You can't shoot me. Thats animal abuse.

No. You are NOT a animal

*Shoots Lucario of the North again for good measure*

*Police arrive at the scene. They arrest Lucario of the North for sexual harassment*

*They also arrest Will2Kill for assault and battery*

All because of my bum.

;3;

*Will2kill gets released from jail after showing them he was a undercover cop from London*