I shall young grass hopper. Sit down and listen to my tale. It is quite the fabulous one, full of monsters and blue screens. I shall make you into the best minecraft breaker there ever was.

Hopefully this story doesn't end in someone eating someone, or getting shot.

One can only hope

Ill just leave that as a no then.

Doge met Batman and the series become Dogeman.
To this day, people can hear "I'm Batman..." from the building every night....