This movement against the mis-tree-tment of plants must stop. Russell up the courage to branch out and help bring about green change against this unbe-leaf-able destruction.

Honestly, no clue what I just said there.

I don't know but we need to get to the root of this problem. It may seem hard, and you may get stumped, but we must help the trees! Poor saps.

To photosynthesise or not to photosynthesise, that is the question.

You woodn't beleaf the abuse those trees get. Those people who abuse trees need to make like a tree; and go away.

I just choked

are you oaky

no I wanna f***ing die