Does this include Dates? Cause im sure your date wouldn't be happy to see you with a shotgun in one hand and a sandwich in the other hand loool.

Shotgun of love bro. Never goes wrong. There's also the kitten shotgun, which softly deploys kittens whenever you shoot it. Perfect for smothering people in adorableness.

What about self defense?

Well there's also the anti-knife shotgun, the anti-shotgun shotgun, and so on and so fourth for any weapon used against you!

But ot has to be simple tho.
So that your date wont see s Fat broom in your hand

All models of shotgun have an invisible version too

Oh damn

Well what did you expect? There's one for every occasion, even if the occasion means it has to be invisible