Heyo dere Taylor Swift. I knew you were trouble when you walked into my profile, so you will never-ever-ever get a cookie from me. I'm sorry but maybe when your twenty-twoooo-oooo, twenty-twoo-oooooooooooo you may get a cookie from me. But for now have you ever thought that just maybeeeeeeeee this cookie belongs to me....


You have no idea how much I enjoyed writing those puns lol

Hahahaha I have a feeling you don't like me but I love those puns! They are amazing I gotta admit

Nao ofc you can have a cookie *hands cookie* Eating cookies makes me R-r-r-red

Everything has changed because I got a cookie

All the cookies are on the other side of the door.

Is that a good thing or a bad thing? I'm confused hahaha

All I know is that you said hello.

Your eyes look like coming home

I known since yesterday. The cookies have, been baked.

*Dies of laughter*

I'll remember this convo, all too well

You gurl, have earn ma stalkeriness

I don't know about you but I think I'm following you too

Hooray! Thanks! We should talk more often like this since you know quite a lot of 'my' songs

xD Coz when its skyblockkkkk somebody tells you they follow you.. you gonna be happy....

We're happy yyy yyy y y

Stay stay stay, I've been stalking you for some time time time

You think that it's crazy but Harry is bad bad bad

I knew he was trouble when he walked in.

Once upon a time, Harry was just... Ew

We were both young when I first saw him. I closed my eyes and 1 Direction starts I'm sitting there.... eating cookies and brushing ma hair..

You don't wanna know how much I'm laughing at the moment xD Your jokes/puns are just too good!

I took a chance, I took at shot... at making puns.. it was worth a shot...

And I said.. Harry please commit suicide, life won't be a misery, I hate you and that's all I'll ever know

What song is that? I can't figure it out D:

Harry: I cant help it if I look like an angel, I cant help that I wanna kiss you in the rain.

Oh I know that song before, it's Tell Me Why isn't it? I'm trying to figure this one out. I ran out of ideas for songs already though xD

Oh it's Hey Stephen! I got it! I think.

I was disgusted to meet you!! *Harry*

Dont even know your own songs... -.- Things have changed... CAN YOU FEEL IT NOW!?

i've written too many songs and it's hard for me to remember all too well

I'm looking through your recent threads, trying to find something that's not bad but I'm not close *Trying to make it make sense*

;-; my threads bad? Have you ever thought just maybeeeeeeeeee my threads are lovely.

What? Oh I'm so sorry, I was meant to say 'that's bad' not 'that's not bad' I should've proof read it first I'm sorry

I am not the kind of girl, who should be watching horror moives on a big flat screen TV