Jess prefers bleach

http://puu.sh/ud6Il/348c25147e.jpg

also bleach is for losers, laundry detergent is way cheaper and tastes like flowers.

lmao i love me some captain

and idk man laundry detergent tastes gross

We used to hang out in a warehouse. after it closed down we had made a wall containing over 100 captain bottles

that sounds awesome omg

You're all GROUNDED

iM SORY MUM

you can't ground me im a bird

*clips the bird's wings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQK9k42ongU

rip bird in the sky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMdL7SP1s0U