Comments on Profile Post by ILostMyKeys

  1. Myrmidous
    Myrmidous
    Where do I buy your self-help book? Asking for a friend...
    Dec 19, 2016
  2. ILostMyKeys
    ILostMyKeys
    It'll be out on Amazon later in early 2018, titled 'How to get a Life'. Only for those who need it, mind. it will most likely have a 45% success rate, from the tests
    Dec 19, 2016
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  3. Myrmidous
    Myrmidous
    I'll gamble on those odds. Give me three and the direct-to-DVD movie.
    Dec 19, 2016
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  4. EquineShanghai
    EquineShanghai
    What kind of emails?
    Dec 20, 2016
  5. ILostMyKeys
    ILostMyKeys
    '-poke- Hey I'm emailing you.' And then in depth discussions about our deepest secrets. Actually that's just me, I think she just called the cops instead.
    Dec 20, 2016
  6. EquineShanghai
    EquineShanghai
    What if I don't have a crush
    Dec 20, 2016
  7. ILostMyKeys
    ILostMyKeys
    Email the person you hate then if they respond positively reject them and destroy their mentality. Works on bad friends.
    Dec 20, 2016
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  8. EquineShanghai
    EquineShanghai
    Flow emailing you right away
    Dec 20, 2016
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  9. ILostMyKeys
    ILostMyKeys
    This will be fun. Send me the emails after.
    Dec 20, 2016
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  10. Myrmidous
    Myrmidous
    You are the Genghis Khan of healthy relationships. o_O
    Dec 20, 2016
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