If I'd acquire a beacon, be sure that I'll make a dozen screenshots like the time I got a creeper head by voting

Me, I'd post a thread on forums titled: SUCKERSSSS, LOOK WHAT I GOT, BAAAAHAHAHHAHAHA NEENERRRR

That sent me into a coughing fit. Reeeeaaaalllll mature, ma'am.

*sticks tongue out, flips Myrm the bird & drives off in a lambo

Myrmwife I want a Lamborghini for Christmas.

Try not to laugh, I dare you. https://youtu.be/np3pU-dLok4
(the sentiment is real, though)(LOL)

/faycepalm >_<

My only response is: Please enjoy some Coldplay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPmZqsQNzGA

No. You. Didn't. https://youtu.be/Sy5wpB8uT7Y (don't get mad, I didn't write the song...)

Google Adsense just sent me a breakup letter. "We don't know you anymore", it says. "I think we should just start over. With new accounts".

Then, I hope you have a...https://youtu.be/WRu_-9MBpd4